Abominable Hodlman Laser Eyes Club Trucker Cap

The Abominable Hodlman Laser Eyes Club trucker hat brings a little Bitcoin energy to a classic retro snapback. The vintage-style yeti patch features laser eyes, snowy mountain vibes, and just enough orange to make the design pop against the darker crown.

The structured five-panel shape keeps a clean profile, while the mesh back adds airflow for everyday wear. An adjustable snapback makes it easy to find the right fit, and the curved Permacurv® visor is designed to hold its shape.

Perfect for Bitcoin meetups, road trips, winter adventures, or anyone who prefers their hodling strategy slightly abominable.

Product features

- Durable 74/26 polyester/cotton blend for comfort and longevity

- Structured five-panel, mid-profile crown for a classic look

- Permacurv® visor that holds its curve over time

- Breathable mesh back for airflow

- Adjustable snapback closure for easy sizing

Care instructions

Spot clean with warm water and mild detergent. Gently clean affected areas with a soft-bristled brush or cloth. Air dry.

Made to Order

All apparel is printed to order, which helps reduce waste and avoid overproduction. Because each item is custom made after purchase, I’m unable to accept returns or exchanges for sizing, color choice, or change of mind.

Please review the size chart before ordering. If you’re between sizes, I recommend sizing up for a more relaxed fit.

If there’s a production issue with your order, such as a misprint, damage, defect, or the wrong item being sent, please contact me within 7 days of delivery and include clear photos. I’ll work with my print partner to get the issue resolved as quickly as possible.