Abominable HODLman Laser Eyes Club Foam Trucker Hat

Stay frosty. Keep stacking.

The Abominable HODLman brings a little mountain-myth energy to the Laser Eyes Club. This retro-inspired trucker hat features a vintage-style snowbound yeti graphic with a slightly distressed finish, giving it the feel of an old ski lodge patch crossed with classic Bitcoin culture.

The high-profile, structured foam front gives the hat a bold shape that holds up well, while the breathable mesh back helps keep things cool on road trips, hikes, conference days, or long afternoons at the meetup. A curved visor adds to the classic trucker look, and the adjustable snap closure lets you dial in a comfortable fit.

Pair it with a faded jacket, flannel, or your favorite Bitcoin tee for an easy outdoorsy look with just the right amount of weird.

Product features

- Structured 5-panel, high-profile design with foam front panel

- Pre-curved visor with 8 rows of stitching and matching undervisor

- Breathable mesh back with adjustable plastic snap

- Durable, thick 100% polyester fabric laminated with high-density foam

- One size fits most with matching color braid and sweatband

Care instructions

- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.

Made to Order

Each item is printed to order, which helps reduce waste and avoid overproduction. Because each item is custom made after purchase, I’m unable to accept returns or exchanges for sizing, color choice, or change of mind.

Please review the size chart before ordering. If you’re between sizes, I recommend sizing up for a more relaxed fit.

If there’s a production issue with your order, such as a misprint, damage, defect, or the wrong item being sent, please contact me within 7 days of delivery and include clear photos. I’ll work with my print partner to get the issue resolved as quickly as possible.