Gold Because You're Old T-Shirt | Retro 1970s Typography, Since 1971 | Comfort Colors 1717

The perfect gag gift from a Bitcoiner to a Gold Bug.

This relaxed, garment-dyed tee carries a warm retro vibe — soft, lived-in color and a playful vintage graphic that reads like a wink from another era. The heavyweight cotton feels substantial yet broken-in from day one, draping casually over the shoulders with a roomy fit. It settles into your rotation quickly and keeps its shape thanks to careful construction, so the personality of the design stays front and center wash after wash.

Comfort Colors 1717. See shirt info here: https://www.comfortcolors.com/us/en/1717-heavyweight-adult-tee-en_us/

Product features

- 100% ring-spun US cotton for soft, long-lasting comfort

- Garment-dyed finish for a soft color and vintage texture

- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz) with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit

- Tubular knit with no side seams and double-needle stitched hems for durability

- Available in sizes S–4XL with sewn-in label and 58 color options

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean

Made to Order

All apparel is printed to order, which helps reduce waste and avoid overproduction. Because each item is custom made after purchase, I’m unable to accept returns or exchanges for sizing, color choice, or change of mind. Please review the size chart before ordering. If you’re between sizes, I recommend sizing up for a more relaxed fit. If there’s a production issue with your order, such as a misprint, damage, defect, or the wrong item being sent, please contact me within 7 days of delivery and include clear photos. I’ll work with my print partner to get the issue resolved as quickly as possible.